We Have Our First Video Of Someone Jerking Off To Porn At The NYC Public WiFi Booths
Obviously this doesn’t surprise me in the least since I said this is exactly what would happen with public WiFi booths in the city. In fact if we are being honest, I’m surprised it took this long for me to find a video of someonejust casually cracking stick on the corner. When you live in New York City, a part of your soul dies. It’s the part of you that is grossed out by rats, human feces, and everything else just scattered around the city. Along with that, people are no longer shook by watching a dude rub one out while going with the very underutilized “knees down, dicks up” formation that many of us learned as teenagers.
Which leads me to the most disturbing part of this video. You think some lunatic is going to beat his dick on the street corner and clean himself up afterwards? Helllll no. So now we are going to have to have paper towel or old sock dispensers put up next to these booths and pray to God that people use them. Just another example that New Yorkers cannot have anything nice. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go puke at the mere thought of the amount of meat milk that will be splattered around Manhattan sidewalks once I start commuting to the city.