Dude Tries Harassing And Heckling A San Diego Rapper Into A Fight... His Crew Obliges And He Gets Knocked The Fuck Out

Shockingly, I’m kind of over fight videos on the internet. Crazy, I know. But after seven years of posting them there really needs to be something special about them in order for me to get hard. This one did the trick. I’m not sure if it was because of the incredible freeze frame where my man’s eyes are already in the back of his head and his lower jaw is in a different zip code than the rest of his head…

Or the fact that he tried citing “the suburbs” as if it was a badge of honor. Often, when you’re arguing with a bunch of black kids in the city it’s best to keep that whole “I live on a cul-de-sac” shit a secret, but dude flipped the game on his head and turned it into a good thing. Being from the suburbs used to be a pejorative in street fights but not anymore, our guy B Rabbit’d the whole thing. Yeah I’m from the suburbs and yeah I do own, let me guess you sill live at your mom’s home.

Granted, getting knocked into next week doesn’t do a whole heck of a lot to inspire the continued use of “I’m from the suburbs, bitch!” but for those five seconds, I thought maybe we had a revolution on our hands.

PS – I feel like people are always eager to yell, “Cheap shot!” in internet fight videos bu tthat was absolutely not a cheap shot. Yeah, they weren’t exactly squared up but if you follow people and harass the shit out of them then there’s no such things as a cheap shot. You need to be ready to throw at any moment.