Iggy Azalea Dropping Mirror Ass Selfies On Instagram To Get Back On Track Seems Like A Savvy Move
The last few months of the weekly Tinder roundup have shown that the far away butt shot is a great photo trick for every girl to have in their arsenal. As long as you’re in anything resembling mediocre shape, a little distance and maybe an Instagram filter or two and the average butt becomes a multimedia star. And if that logic works for chicks on dating apps, why can’t it work for a sort of disgraced pop star like Iggy Azalea? She’s going through a breakup with Nick Young, her last song didn’t even break the top 40 on Billboard, she’s got to be questioning how to get back on track, that’s when you get back to basics: Put that big white ass on social media and let the chips fall where they may. Maybe it’ll get her another hit song, maybe it’ll upgrade her to an 8th man on an NBA roster (Ish Smith, it’s your time to shine buddy), you never know unless you put that booty out there. Bless her heart for trying.
Also I fully recognize I may be a lonely rider of the Iggy Azalea Comeback Train but I’ve always had a soft spot for her despite her White Chicks face and general lack of talent. Just something kind of sexy about her especially since she seems to be getting a nice “I’m single and on the hunt” look going.
But it’s entirely possible I’m blinded by the ass and I can admit that. Blame Alexis Texas for making me overvalue white girl booty if so.