Ezekiel Elliott's Ex-GF Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence...Welcome To The Cowboys, Zeke!

TMZ – Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott has been named a suspect in a domestic violence police report obtained by TMZ Sports … but the 21-year-old has DENIED any wrongdoing and was NOT arrested. The female accuser filed a report with the Columbus PD in Ohio Friday morning … saying she was assaulted by Elliott — who she claims is her former live-in boyfriend — while sitting in the driver’s seat of her parked vehicle. The officers who responded to the scene say the woman claims she had pain in her wrist and a red mark — but declined medical treatment. Cops contacted Elliott — who denied striking the woman. He also said he never lived with her. In the report, cops list the accuser as a 20-year-old woman — 5’5″, 120 lbs. Elliott is listed at 6’0″, 225 lbs. According to the report, cops also spoke with 4 witnesses — but they all told cops they didn’t see an assault. One of the witnesses was in the car at the time of the alleged incident. Due to the conflicting reports, Elliott was NOT arrested — but the accuser was referred to the prosecutor’s office … if she wants to try to press charges. We reached out to Elliott’s camp — one person in his agent’s office told us, “I can assure you [the allegations] are not true.”

Boyz will be Boyz! Can’t wait till Jerry Jones comes out and says what a leader Ezekiel is after this one. I won’t joke about domestic violence. It’s obviously awful and still a problem (as Bill Burr says, just in case you didn’t get the memo). But I guess Ezekiel Elliott couldn’t wait to be officially initiated as a member of the Dallas Cowboys. Legend has it you can’t earn that Star on your helmet without a record or hardcore drug habit. Whether or not these allegations are true, it’s not a good look for anyone to be accused as a woman beater before your first NFL snap. And it’s definitely not a good look for the Cowboys who just got over chronic asshole to humanity Greg Hardy. Whatever gets Jerry Jones some Glory Hole!

This locker room is still, and has always been embarrassing. At least now nobody on the Cowboys is currently pulling a Charles Haley and whipping their dick out to jerk off in people’s faces. Or at least I hope not. Here are some tidbits about the HOF defensive lineman that were the most memorable/frightening, courtesy of the book Boys Will Be Boys (the book that chronicled the ’90’s Super Bowl years in Dallas). Enjoy, or better yet, Beware:

-At a team meeting, Haley got the attention of Scott Case and when Case looked over at Haley he was faced with “Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.”

-“Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…”

-Haley, ever the prankster, cut a hole in the roof of teammate Tim Harris’ car, got on top, and pissed inside.

-Haley, on his way from the bathroom to a team meeting, pulled down his pants, wiped his ass, and then threw his shit-stained toilet paper at 49ers coach John Marshall.

-Addressing attempts by coaches and staff to end Haley’s abuse, the auother mentions, “Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’” He would then proceed to graphically talk about other player’s wives and bring himself to orgasm.

-Of course, I’m sure you’re not shocked to find out at this point that Haley was also a homophobic prick, as, in addition to greeting a new teammate once with simply, “You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” He also once berated Steve Young with the following tirade after a loss: “I could have fucking won that game in my sleep! You’re a motherfucking pussy faggot quarterback! A motherfucking pussy faggot quarterback with no balls!”

Impressive. Pissing through a teammates sun roof is one thing. Throwing shit-stained TP on coaches is another. But you know a player is that good when he can tell Joe freaking Montana to blow him then ejaculate in front of his face, all while talking smack about the legendary QB’s wife, and not get reprimanded one bit. That, my friends, is power.

Oh, and other fun Cowboys tidbits from that classic book that chronicled the 90’s Super Bowl teams, Boys Will Be Boys. They seemed like a civilized bunch:

-Born again Christian, former mink coat strutting, hooker and coke loving, AMAZING wide receiver Michael Irvin and “Scissor Gate.” This being where Irvin attempted to end teammate Everett McIver’s life by stabbing him in the neck with a pair of scissors for not giving up his seat at the barber shop so Irvin could us his team seniority to cut in line for a haircut. Irvin then paid McIver to not press charges/keep it out of the press.

-On Christmas one year, Emmitt Smith gifted his teammates with his own autobiography. Later, when cornerback Clayton Holmes asked Smith to sign an autograph for his mother as she stood nearby, he replied, “I ain’t signing shit!”

-Irvin financed a basketball team “for charity.” Sounds nice, right? Well, essentially, the team was just a front to have a private plane so Irvin could form airborne orgies. This was possibly to hold the record for most trips to the Mile High Club.

-In addition to that, the team itself instructed American Airlines to hire attractive attendants for their team flights. They would then keep a book filled with photos and the lady’s measurements to request the same attendants for future flights.

-Another choice Irvin moment came again with his “charity” basketball team when he punched a volunteer referee during a game. Also, he charged a large appearance fee for one of the team’s events, sticking the Little Dribblers of Fairfield Texas with a charge of$5,600 before abruptly raising the fee, failed to show up, and refused to refund the original fee afterward.

-Pot bust legend-criminal Nate Newton once hid a Snickers bar in his uniform during a game to have an on-field snack as his 350 pound hunger lust could not wait 3 hours to devour a chocolately snack. Apparently, during a block, the Snickers fell out of his jersey causing cornerback Larry Brown to ask his teammates, “Did a damn candy bar just fly from Nate’s body, or am I imagining things?”

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-Team owner Jerry Jones once used his premature ejaculation problem as a pick up line when he said, “Give me five minutes and I’ll take you to heaven,” to a friend of a reporter. He then asked the woman what kind of panties she had on under her skirt.