Wells From The Bachelorette Got Hammered And Made Fun Of Everybody On The Show

A++++++++++ from my boy Wells. Wells was my dude on this season of The Bachelorette. I picked him as my dark horse and he actually made it pretty far. The only problem was he waited a reallllllllly long time to finally kiss JoJo and it was super awkward when it finally happened. I liked him because he wasn’t like all the other guys in the house AKA he wasn’t a roided up meat head whose blood stream was 90% protein powder. He seemed like a normal dude who just wanted to eat tacos and listen to Otis Redding. He was a wiry radio DJ in Nashville who almost died during the challenge where the guys had to do firemen drills. Well he’s back after getting booted and better than ever and drunker than ever. Just great stuff from Wells. Gold all the way through. Him drunk off silver bullets and practicing his Chris Harrison “Coming up!” made my month and maybe my year. I would drink all the Coors Lights with Wells. If ABC is smart, they’ll make Wells the next Bachelor (ya know, if Luke isn’t available).