Justin Bieber Dropped A New Song In The Dead Of Night And Holy Fuck Is It Hot

Welp, Justin Bieber has done it again, friends. He dropped a banger right on all of our faces. It’s what the kid was born to do and it’s all he does. Hit, after hit, after hit, after hit. This came out at midnight and I had a private dance party with my girl Maddie (she’s a goldendoodle) until like 2 AM, just banging this shit on repeat. If I had to make a complaint, and there’s only one, it would be that I had to wait until July 22nd for this thing. Umm Justin, summer’s like over. Why haven’t I been playing this at the beach? Why haven’t I been playing this on a boat? Why haven’t I been playing this while I drink rose? This is the song of summer we’ve all wanted and you kept this shit under lock and key until practically August. Not fucking cool, man.

*hits play on Cold Water*

Oh god, I just can’t stay mad at you! It’s too great! Sure, I wish I had it earlier, but I can’t thank you enough for giving it to use at all. Besos, Justin! Besos!

PS – Yes thank you to Major Lazer and Ed Sheeran and everyone else involved with the song. But, it’s like when Larry David wouldn’t thank the wife after the husband paid for dinner. You guys all share an account, Bieber is the one that puts the card down.