A Tattoo Artist Got Thrown In Jail For Tattooing A Penis And The Word "Fuck" On A Woman That Wanted A Yin Yang
NY Daily News- An Austrian tattoo artist is behind bars after he sneakily inked a penis on a woman instead of the yin yang symbol she requested. When the 21-year-old woman went to get a tattoo in the small city of St. Polten, the artist showed her a design template for the Chinese symbol, according to The Local. She said OK and sat down to get inked — but once she got home and looked in the mirror, she realized it wasn’t quite what she’d ordered. Instead of the black and white circular symbol, she saw a penis and the word, “F–k.”
The victim of the tattooing terror recently told a court in the small city of St. Polten about her ordeal. When a judge asked the irreverent inker why he’d done it, he said: “Just because.” He was sentenced to 3 1/2 years in behind bars, which he’ll spend in an institution for mentally abnormal offenders.
This tattoo artist just got 3 1/2 years for doing someone a favor. Sure writing penis and “fuck” in permanent ink on another human without their knowledge is messed up. But this chick obviously wanted a yin yang because she thought they were in style. Yin yangs are most certainly not in style. Will they have another day in the sun? Definitely. Probably sooner rather than later to be honest. Nostalgia is what’s hot in the street these days and I’m expecting Tamagachis to be the next thing to take over once Pokemon Go dies down a bit. But once the yin yang is out of style again, it’ll probably be gone for good. Again, a dick and “fuck” probably isn’t the best consolation prize. But at least it could be seen as kinky to the right guy.
Later in the same story I found this nugget interesting:
Insanely, this is not the first time this sort of yin yang/penis mix-up has gone down. In 2010, a tattooist in Australia drew obscenities and a massive male member on a man who’d asked for a yin yang, Huffington Post reported.
Seriously, what the fuck Australia and Austria? It took me about 14 years to get you both figured out after enough viewings of Dumb and Dumber and now it turns out you pull this shit? Somehow both having a tattoo artist ink someone with a dick instead of a yin yang. I will lump you back together in my head in a snap and won’t even think twice about it.
And for the record I thought it was “ying yang” until about 5 years ago. Nobody tell the Ying Yang Twins, though.