RNC Boo Birds Were FANTASTIC Last Night

The Boo Birds were OUT last night as Ted Cruz basically endorsed Hillary Clinton at the RNC. That was some A+, passionate, hearty BOOOOOOOS. You know me. I’m a huge boo guy. Big time fan of some major boos. A few months ago we made the Definitive List of Best Boos:

And I think we can safely update that list. I think we can add “Former Republican Presidential Candidate Basically Tells Everyone To Vote Democrat If They Want To Right In The Middle Of The Republican National Convention.” Thats a type of Boo I never thought we’d encounter but, oh my, did we get it last night. Not since the Ancient Booer in the Princess Bride have we heard such passionate boos

I fucking hate Ted Cruz. HATE him. Ever since the “New York Values” bullshit, I’ve been very open about how much I hate that prick. But goddamit do I respect that move. Cruz went ahead and Out-Trumped Trump. Oh I’m supposed to endorse this guy just because? Thats the rules? Thats how politics works? I’m just supposed to all of a sudden pretend to like the guy who said that my wife was ugly? The guy who said my dad assassinated JFK? The guy who made fun of my dick? Nah. I’m all set on that.

Good for Ted Cruz. Everyone sucks Donald’s dick for bucking the trend when it comes to politics, right? He’s a straight shooter he’s honest he speaks his mind blah blah blah. The word “refreshing” was thrown around for Trump like a billion times. Well I think its refreshing to see someone tell the truth after losing the party nomination. I think its refreshing to see a guy get up there and not blatantly lie to the entire country and endorse a dude he absolutely hates. The whole world knows Cruz would rather see ANYBODY other than Trump win. Trump knows it, Hillary knows it, we know it, everyone. He hates the dude and he took the opportunity to sabotage the fuck out of him on a national stage. Good for Ted. Thats the very definition of going ALL IN. If/when Trump loses or proves to be a disastrous president, Ted Cruz can be the guy sitting there telling you “I told you so.”