400,000 Hot Dogs Were Just Recalled Nationwide So I'm In A Little Bit Of Trouble

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Soooo this is bad, I won’t sugarcoat it, it’s bad. Statistically speaking I eat 1 in every 6 hot dogs in America between the months of May and September so I’m most likely getting sick. But, with that said, it’s also good. Because if there is one thing I know about food poisoning it’s that you basically can’t eat for days at a time and shit your brains out. Can someone say diet? I delayed my beach bod until 2017 but with a little Listeria anything is possible right? 6 pack by September 1st, you heard it here first, but also don’t quote me.