Pikachu Was Looking To Get His Ass Kicked At The Phillies Game Tonight
So when a human runs on to the field during a Phillies game, he gets police brutalized with a taser…
But when Pikachu–a POKEY MAN–runs onto the field, he gets to flip off everybody at Citizens Bank Park and still get away scot-free?
Seems like a pretty gross double standard to me. But what would I know. I’m just some lowly smut blogger. Either way, I guess I have to commend the balls that Pikachu put on display tonight. He had to have known that going out there in the city of Philadelphia would put him in harms way. He knows what happened to Santa. He knows what we did to hitchBOT. He knows that Philly sports fans are at their most hostile and volatile point in quite some time because all of our teams suck ass. At the bare minimum I’d say Pikachu ran the risk of taking a beer shower tonight. But he still went out there anyway. Good on ya, Pikachu.
P.S. – Pretty sure Smitty sang the National Anthem at the game tonight. What a strange time to be alive.