So I Guess Ndamukong Suh Threatened A Cable Guy With A Pellet Gun Last Month, It's Cool Though, He's Totally Not That Type Of Guy

(Source) Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh was investigated and cleared last month by Birmingham police for an incident in which he allegedly flashed a pellet gun at a cable repairman. Mark Clemence, the Birmingham deputy chief of police, said no charges will be filed against Suh and that surveillance video taken from Suh’s home-security system support his version of events. According to a case report, Comcast employee Spencer Ferrell, 22, called Birmingham police shortly after 9 p.m. Aug. 16, the day after the Lions’ exhibition loss to the Cleveland Browns, to report that Suh threatened him with a gun while he was working on a utility pole in Suh’s backyard.

Suh did not respond to questions about the incident in the locker room nor after his news conference today. A Lions official declined comment. In a written statement provided to police, Ferrell said Suh cursed at him while pointing a gun upward and asked him to leave his property. Ferrell told police that Suh never pointed the gun directly at him. Police wrote in their report that he initially thought the gun “looked like an AK-47.” Suh was not home when police responded to the call, but investigators interviewed him at the Lions’ team hotel in Dearborn that night, according to the report.

Clemence said Suh was cooperative when questioned at the hotel, and according to the report, Suh said he heard rustling in the trees behind his house after he returned home, “picked up a pellet gun that was in his garage … and looked through the scope towards the trees.” Suh told officers “that he was ‘in fear’ for his and family members’ safety daily and would always protect his family,” according to the report.

“If you think I show aggression on the football field, I would show more to protect my family,” Suh told officers, according to the report. Suh had his sister, Ngum, turn the weapon, a green Gamo Varmint Hunter HP air rifle, over to police for the duration of their investigation. Birmingham police reviewed surveillance video with Ngum Suh on Aug. 20 at the Oakland County Prosecutor’s Office.

I can’t wait for Suh to release a statement saying he’s sorry that this happened and that he realizes he needs to control his intensity and respect the game only to then shoot someone like a week later and say it was an accident and he just plays through the whistle.

I have to admit though, I think I’m starting to like Ndamukong Suh. Like he’s a total dipshit, an absolute cocksucker both on and off the field, but at some point you almost have to respect someone who so blatantly doesn’t get it. Dirty hits, low blocks, stomping on people’s faces, pile driving quarterbacks, waving guns at cable guys, it’s like being with a 4 year old that fundamentally doesn’t understand the difference between right and wrong. Only the 4 year old is a grown man with millions of dollars and the ability to physically destroy people on a football field. Absolutely fascinating. No one told Suh that waving guns in people’s faces was wrong so he just did it, and honestly if someone told him it was wrong he’d probably say it was a big misunderstanding. Just like diving at knees and kicking people in the dicks aren’t really his fault either.

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“If you think I show aggression on the football field, I would show more to protect my family,”

Gotta be the scariest quote of all time.

Hey if you think I’m an unhinged maniac on the field, oh wait, you do, everyone does, well yeah I’m a trillion times worse off when I have a gun in my hands.

Well then, that clears everything up nicely, don’t ever come close to Ndamukong Suh under any circumstance, got it, check!

h/t andy