Couple Gets Married On The Staten Island Ferry And Has The Reception On The Subway

After getting married myself, when I see dumbass videos about people who have stupid themes or get married in weird places, I dont get as fired up as I used to. I mean of course I shake my head and call them assholes and yell “JUST BE NORMAL.” But there’s also a part of me that realizes that the whole process – the “normal” way – is so fucking expensive and over so fast that in hindsight, you are, in fact, the asshole for doing it that way. So I cant even throw stones really. I just tip my yarmulke to that Jew, tell him congrats, and let them go on their merry way. Because at the end of the day we end up in the same spot:

He’s a hipster asshole who got married on the Staten Island Ferry and then partied on the 1 train like a bunch of annoying dicks, but you didnt drop tens of thousands of dollars like an idiot on a dinner party.

I’m a normal dude who gets the satisfaction of knowing I’m not some try hard hipster and I just had a normal wedding that friends and family could enjoy, but my bank account is still feeling the effects of that night.

And we meet somewhere in the middle, just a couple of married assholes.

So I dont like it. I dont recommend it. I think partying on a subway train inhaling bum breath and stank underground tunnel air is a horrible idea and I wish this ginrmous black man shut you all down:

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But to each their own, you weirdos.