Paul Ryan Takes The WHITEST Picture Of All Time With His GOP Interns

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There are Klansmen in Mississippi that think this picture lacks diversity. Edward Norton’s character from American History X thinks the GOP needs to hire some minority interns. White people like the GOP because they make Clayton Kershaw’s Crew look like NWA.  It just simply doesnt get whiter than this picture of Paul Ryan and his interns.

 

Lets play a game called find the black person in this picture. Lets Go!

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Hmmm…GOT IT!

wizard

Ahhh fuck nevermind thats Wizard Whitebeard! Not a black person.

Found one of his scrolls.

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Those scrolls and the books. Always a bitch to find. Still no black people though.

Found Waldo’s cultural appropriating ass.

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Wearing that beanie hat like some sort of wigger.

BINGO! Got her!

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Wait, I dunno. Thats just like a tan chick. Maybe Filipino or something. Brazilian or Chinese. Something weird. Still needs SPF 50 in the sun. Doesnt count.

Just about to give up and I found her. That black needle in a haystack of honkey:

black1

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Thanks for playing! Cant wait to play this game again once Trump is President. Surely we’ll be more diverse then!