Odubel Herrera Rightfully Gives Mets Fans A Bud Light Lime Golden Shower

Sure, the Phillies dropped 2/3 to the Mets which included getting one-hit yesterday (One hit? That’s all we got was one Goddamn hit?). But at least there’s this minimal silver lining from the weekend. Anyone who even thinks about double fisting Bud Light Limes deserves whatever comes their way. And although I can’t blame him for flinching like a school girl at that hot shot, it’s still not a good look. A Phillies fan would’ve took that line drive like a champ or died trying, much like this bald headed warrior who ATE this scorcher:

Way to freaking wear it. Listen, it should be illegal to be over the age of 12 and take a glove to the ballpark. However, there ain’t no shame in ducking out of the way when a projectile is SMOKED in your direction. Best case scenario there is his wife’s gonna be opening up his ketchup bottles for the rest of his life. The only difference between a baseball and a bullet is a bullet is fired out of a gun, so no thank you. I value my neck for a lot more than a major league baseball, chief. Nice clean and hard dome, though. I’m sure there was once a glorious civilization flourishing up there.

BONUS FOUL BALL FUN: Philly Wee Man is NOT happy his buddy couldn’t scoop up the foul ball. T-Rex needs one of those grabber things next time he goes to the park.