This Magician Blew The Minds Of Countless Fast Food Drive Thru Employees (As Well As One Smut Blogger)
I love watching people get their brains bent in 100 directions by a magician just like everyone else. David Blaine making people run away from him like they just saw Melisandre raise someone from the dead was A+ TV.
But this shit is unfair. And I’m not going to go with the low hanging fruit about how being a fast food worker is what they would always threaten you with if you weren’t doing good in school. My beef is that these people’s brains are on autopilot. You ever see McDonald’s during a lunch hour rush? Pure chaos. These people are just hoping that someone on the fried food assembly line didn’t fuck up the order of someone that will literally sit in their car and make sure the entire order is correct. The last thing they need is a sorcerer strolling in and start throwing lemons into bottles all willy nilly. Shit, I’ve watched this video multiple times and still can’t crack the case. I’m guessing the whole magnets thing is right. If you need to do magic or solve an unsolvable problem in Breaking Bad, the answer is ALWAYS magnets. Granted, the brain of a smut blogger is probably closer to the brain of a fast food worker than most other jobs. But I think I may have cracked it. That bottle has to already have a lemon hidden in it, right? Because who in the fuck orders a lemon at McDonalds? And the fact they have full lemons just sitting around at McDonald’s is wacky as hell. If that guy had asked me for a lemon, I would’ve called the cops on him immediately. Close your eyes and poof you and all your black magic illusions are now in jail.
And by the way, this lady should be Employee of the Decade for McDonalds or she should be fired like the time Jerry covered for Newman on Seinfeld and did his job too well. Not sure which one.