This Boob Groping Chimp Is My Kind Of Monkey

Love the cut of this chimp’s jib. Forget about studying when the primates started to walk upright or began using tools. This is evolution of monkey to man right in front of our eyes. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing. Not only that, he knew he could get away with it. What, are you gonna arrest him for sexual assault? It’s a monkey for crying out loud. If anything they’d send him to Hambre, first. But you can tell once he got denied going into the kill for the kiss he had nothing to lose and started honking. Can’t hate the hustle.