Today In Hot Chick Fashion – The Choker

So I saw the girl who tookover our snapchat wearing the little choker thing yesterday.   Newsflash ladies.  If you’re not wearing this little choker thing EVERY single time you go out you’re not even trying to get a man.   Hottest look in the game right now period.   Yeah you’re probably gonna get choked a tiny bit in the rack but I don’t even think it’s officially hooking up nowadays if you don’t get choked. Bottomline is the choker gives off the same exact vibe as the nose ring.  It’s raising the freak flag just a tiny bit.  Just enough to be like…youhooo…I’m over here.   Let me put it this way.   Take 2 identical twins dressed the same exact way but 1 is wearing a choker and the other isn’t.    The choker girl becomes an automatic 2/3 points higher.  Automatic.   Ladies here endeth the lesson.