Uber Passanger Refuses To Leave Car And The Driver Hits A Level Of Rage Rarely Seen In Mankind

GET. OUT. OF. MY. GOD. DAMN. CAR. NOW! The greatest inexplicable anger since your average, run of the mill video game rage. And you know what? Fuck this woman. Nice to see she’s in so much of a hurry to get to the ER to sit in the back of the car for 5 minutes trying to create a viral shitstorm to glorify her own ego. If anything he keeps relatively calm compared to most madmen put in his situation. He takes his blood pressure like a man instead of calling her any sort of slur or rightfully ragdolling her through the Earth. The only danger she was in was the fact that the vein in his neck was close to exploding and taking out the entire block.

Still, it could’ve been worse for everyone. At least she didn’t get out of the car then try to hijack the Uber like our favorite drunken Dr. from awhile back:

YT -Sunday night in Miami, Fl (Mary Brickell Village) – We were on the phone with this uber driver while he pulled up to our location. Out of nowhere the girl in the video gets in the backseat of his car and won’t get out. We told the driver it was ok, to just cancel our ride, but he did not want to take her anywhere so he kept telling her to get out. Eventually the driver gets out and says he’s calling the cops to get her out of the car. After a couple of minutes of the driver pretending to talk to the cops (im assuming he was pretending because they never showed up at first), the girl decides to reach into the front seat, grab his keys, and start walking away with his keys in her hands…. That’s where the video starts… The police finally showed up after this video ends. The girl was in a taxi cab about to leave when the showed up and they had to stand in front of the taxi and tell him to stop. The girl eventually got up from the area the cops had told her to sit and wait, and tried to walk away from the scene. Once in handcuffs, she then tried kicking some of the police officers on the scene. It was only when they put her in the police car that she started crying, apologizing, and claiming that she would lose her medical license (she claimed to be a neurologist) if she got arrested. The Uber driver was too good of a person and decided to take a cash settlement instead of pressing charges. In his words, “…she was crying (and) said (she) was sorry for everything.” I don’t want to disclose the amount the driver was paid, but can say he could only use the money to pay his cellphone bill and maybeee his cable bill.

Now THAT, my friends, was a first class Cunt with a capital C. Oh how appropriate does the Bill Burr describing bit women as “Relentless, Psycho Robots” seem now?

Uber drivers, man. Who woulda thought working when you want while driving your own car into the ground for little to no pay has it’s downfalls? At least she didn’t launch his head into the boards like a drunk Taco Bell executive.