I Am Officially Excited For The 2016-17 Knicks After They Introduced Their New Signings Today
Lots to look forward to after seeing that picture this afternoon.
For one, the #NewKnicks hashtag is a perfect way to convince the fans that everything is new and going to work out fine. Very similar to how everything went 100% perfect after Amar’e dropped the slogan “The Knicks are back” on our heads.
And sure Courtney Lee looks like he is going straight from the press conference to a kiosk at the mall to sell Knicks season tickets, but that’s fine.
Because between being a New York native, a grinder, and a recruiter, there’s a lot to love about Joakim Noah as a Knicks fan. And then this little nugget had me swooning
An “Everybody Eats” shirt speaks volumes to me too
As well as this (I’ll buy any story that involves a player wanting to come back to New York)
Plus if you drop a selfless quote with the word “fuck” in it, New Yorkers are forever wrapped around your finger.
When does Noah get his “I’m Coming Home” video?
And I neeeeeed to hear more about this story.
Like did Noah just wake up and start driving toward Montana like Kevin Costner drove to Boston in Field of Dreams? And how much drugs did these two do while together?
Also I loved these moves by Noah. Best head fake by a Knick since the Oakman was playing at The Garden
Joakim Noah is FIRMLY locked in as my 2nd favorite Knick behind my lord and savior Kristaps Porzingis. And I am terrified for the first game he misses due to injury.
In other news, the Knicks finally stopped having their giant players sign contracts on a tiny table. Now they have a real, normal sized table! Anything is possiblllllllllllle!!!
That being said, RIP in peace to the mini tables and casting couch. Thanks for the memories 
You can stop making mini tables now, Lester
Not sure if the Knicks are a Big Three, Big Four, Big Five or what. But add another person to that number because we officially have a Plumlee!
#NewKnicks!!!!!!!
And if that wasn’t enough, Kristaps and Willy are officially back together!
Now hit their music!
Annnnnnnd your girl is gone.
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But it wasn’t all good news today
Fuck. So to get that bad taste of Sasha out of your mouth, here’s something to dream about for the next 365 days or so (partially because I love Russell Westbrook, partially because I hate Steve Mills more than anyone in the Knicks franchise not named James Dolan). A man can dream, can’t he?
It is a good day to be a Knicks fan. This team is going to the playoffs!!!