Dwyane Wade Gets A Warm Welcome Home From The Chicago Tribune

Welcome home, D-Wade! We love you man! Hope you enjoyed your time in Miami where the press treated you like a God and you were the most beloved sports figure of all time down there. A lot has changed since you were last home. For one, the Blackhawks now rule the winter. And for 2, everyone sees through Jerry’s bullshit with his 2 teams, the shine has worn off. Don’t worry though, I’m sure everyone will be super patient and nice to you. The guys at ESPN 1000 and The Score won’t rip you to shreds or anything. David Haugh, Steve Rosenbloom, and Joe Cowley will totally rely on fair takes when it comes to you, the newspaper business isn’t dying or anything. All good, this should be a blast!