This Girl On Tinder Has A Pretty Valid Question About An Opener That Guys Use A Lot
I’d say that’s a fair thing to ask for sure. In this very blog in the past I’ve given girls shit for when they have some dumb profile with them making a sad sack face and saying “I poop, fuck all you guys on Tinder” because it’s like..why are you even on this thing? It’s a pointless exercise if you don’t take it a little seriously. And the same goes for guys opening with a “Would ya sit on my face ROFL” opener that no girl would ever really entertain. And at that point you’re doing it A) just to be a dick or B) for shock value and in the case of the latter that’s about as unoriginal and unsurprising as it gets. You want to shock someone? Send her goat.se or Lemonparty. At least maybe you’ll get a horrified reply then. (via EW)
And just like that it’s another week of the internet’s most award winning Tinder blog that hopefully now has a generation of people Googling both goat.se and Lemonparty right now. I feel good about what we’ve got in the blog this week so follow me on Twitter to DM me your screenshots and let’s get to it.
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Is America’s sweetheart single again? Good get for Bumble (via CC)
So did she buy the Krusty Krab from Mr Krabs or is this a very elaborate Caitlyn Jenneresque transition for him? (via OR)
Attention whoring internet talk show hosts need love too (via RM)
This is the best PR Trump has received in months (via RM)
..but here we are, an equally compelling anti-Trump argument (via TM)
I appreciate that Anna is the very embodiment of a female Stoolie, might even be a commenter with how advanced she is (via JR)
A shallow butthole seems problematic (via RSC)
If this girl has a doctorate, is a marine biologist offering up a lifetime of Seinfeld jokes, and makes dick jokes on Tinder…
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Such classic Chad threesome demands (via M)
Burying the lede just a little there (via Whois)
I would not recommend using Tom Brady in your photos if you’re a guy (via PP)
Awkward if you find out she thinks that’s a real game because her uncle used to always make them play it (via PD)
That is a very accurate and fair request with an ass like that (via JG)
I always hate when chicks say “hubby” but with the tits and beer and young wife age, I could hear her out (via AT)
You show me those pits and none of the bio that follows is surprising (via CB)
Plus she’s so tiny that you’d see it go through her throat like a reverse Alien (via J)
These are the important lessons those kids going to Cub Scouts with Hooters girls may now miss out on (via AV)
She does not look like the kind of girl who’d say this, more like the kind of girl whose mom would smack her on the wrist in front of guests and say “ELAINA, MANNERS!” (via AP)
Kind of surprised she kept black as an option but that’s the kind of healing we need this week (via DS)
I can’t tell if that’s actually Smitty in this pic and I’m not sure he could either (via MW)
Hail Satan, eat pussy, whorishly drink milkshakes is an interesting combination (via BP)
Well a hearty fuck you to you too Becky (via NB)
This week’s reminder you could literally buy yourself a trans girl with your chat apps (via SB)
I think we’ve posted stuff from this Kate Quigley video girl before and I’d be curious to see her naked so here’s hoping one of you does (via J)
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And onto the hot and NSFWish ones…
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If I’m Harrison Barnes, I’m swinging by cheerleading practice with my new max contract just to introduce myself and say hi (via JTB)
One of those shirts where if you were in the room with her you’d have to uncomfortably find ways to keep glancing over to soak them in/in the hopes a nip pops out (via SMCK)
Italian cheeks are criminally underrated (via N)
Chris Spags: Friend to women in American flag bikinis (via #prayforamerica)
Now this is the kind of girl who deserves to use that cliché “aspiring MILF” bio. Elite MILF potential (via JC)
And it’s time to play America’s favorite game Name That Pornstar In The Comments So We Can All Scrap One Out To Her Later (via L)
Classic no hookups photo (via AS)
This is hot only if you like those old basement Calvin Klein ads (via EM)
Redhead and big titties and “Fuck and Suck” Irish beads, it’s like she joined Tinder from my St. Patrick’s Day car bomb fever dreams (via PT)
If Kramer hits any golf balls near her we’re going to need that marine biologist girl back (via S)
And there we have it, another week of the Tinder blog in the books. Follow me on Twitter and DM me things, thanks to those who sent things in, and happy swiping!