Page Six- The hot-shot hedge-funder who threw a wild “Wolf of Wall Street”-style rager in Bridgehampton on Sunday — trashing a $20?million mansion he rented on Airbnb — was fired on Thursday as a result of his revelry. Modal Trigger Brett Barna, 31, a portfolio manager at Moore Capital Management, was axed just one day after Page Six revealed how merrymakers destroyed the multimillion-dollar home during an all-day pool party Sunday, dubbed #Sprayathon on social media. The owner of the 14-bedroom estate, who declined to be named, said the property was rented to Barna on the assumption that he would be hosting a 50-person gala for a Southampton-based pet-adoption group called Last Chance Animal Rescue.
Instead, the owner claimed, “the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them” — and the party included scores of bikini-clad women who were chugging champagne and mingling with gun-toting midgets dressed as Uncle Sam for July Fourth. “I am not surprised Brett got fired,” the owner said Thursday. “A friend of mine who has been staying at the house knows Louis Bacon [founder and CEO of Moore Capital Management] and his wife personally and called them directly to tell them about the destruction Brett’s party caused. The friend said Louis was appalled and fired Brett immediately.”
Bacon told the pal that he is now trying to find out if anyone else from the company took part in the debauchery. “They’re doing an internal investigation at his firm to find out if any other employees were at the party or were involved in organizing it,” the owner said. The owner told Page Six that Barna had agreed to rent the residence and its surrounding eight-acre property for $27,000 through Airbnb, but the hedge-funder is disputing the price and refusing to pay. The owner is now planning to sue Barna and the companies that sponsored the party for $1 million.
I’m torn here. Part of me wonders if Wall Street gone soft or something. I feel like back in the day, you could do whatever you wanted if you had the cash and could pay your way out of any kind of trouble. So this guy getting fired tells me that his boss probably didn’t want him around anymore. And I can understand the owners being pissed after reading their statement from earlier in the week:
They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit.
They could have just mentioned the used condoms and I would have been on the owners side. Fuck that shit. Once condoms are involved, you can give the defendant the chair in my mind. I don’t care if “We are hosting a gala for animal adoption” is the fakest excuse in the history of fake excuses. If you see a random person’s used condom in your house, regardless of if it is filled with jizz or not, your entire house has been ruined. Time to burn that bitch down and build another multimillion dollar mansion. And once you do, DON’T RENT YOUR HOUSE OUT ON AIRBNB IF YOU DON’T WANT A SPERM-FILLED JIMMY HAT IN YOUR HOUSE.
Then again, in those videos it looks like just a bunch of basic ass white people barely dancing around. I mean I love the name #Sprayathon since that promotes people to spray champagne like they just won the championship game and that midget toting a champagne gun is out of a Jordan Belfort wet dream. But still, if you charge someone $27,000 to rent your house on the 4th of July weekend, they probably aren’t going to sip on a few beers and watch Big Cat eat a few hot dogs and get doused in fake blood. Granted that party was a lot more fun than the eight person barbecue I hosted on the 4th. But when you hear “Wall Street party in a multi-million dollar Hamptons mansion”, I think more of a girl like Margot Robbie stopping the entire party when she walks in causing Jonah Hill to instinctively beat his dick and less of a bunch of white guys hanging out on that swan that Johnny Manziel was drinking on a few years ago.
On second thought, now I’m jealous
Oh shit and I just found my dream girl
TL;DR Wall Street douches will continue to be Wall Street douches, rich snooty Hamptons mansion owners will continue to be rich snooty Hamptons mansion owners, and I will continue to hate them both from afar.