Bucs WR Louis Murphy Got So Wasted At His UF Gators Teammate's Wedding He Woke Up Locked In A Museum

Tampa Bay – Bucs receiver Louis Murphy may have enjoyed a college teammate’s wedding a bit too much this past weekend in Palm Beach.

Murphy, 29, was not charged with any crime, but woke up early Saturday morning and found himself locked in the Flagler Museum, where former Gators teammate and Bears receiver Deonte Thompson had his wedding the night before. According to a Palm Beach Police report, Murphy told police that he had been drinking, went to the museum’s courtyard and fell asleep on the stairs. “When he woke up, everyone was gone, and the doors were locked,” the report states.

Murphy told police he “got nervous and broke the glass on one of the doors in order to unlock it,” then called a friend, who called 911. Police arrived at 1:12 a.m., and then the museum’s facilities manager arrived and estimated the damage to the window at $1,000. The two parties agreed to “work out the repair costs amongst themselves,” according to the report.

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At first I thought this wedding took place in a traditional venue like a hotel or something and Louis Murphy woke up at 4 in the morning in the middle of the local Natural History museum. Just cuddling up with the early primates in the Anthropology wing or passed out with vomit on his face under a T-Rex skeleton. Would have been the most classic story of wedding turn-up ever. But the fact that this thing took place IN a museum makes it wayyy less of a thing, to the point where I’m surprised it even made the papers? I mean this was a wedding correct? This is what you do. You get too fucked up. It’s the whole reason we even still do this antiquated tradition anymore. To let a girl feel like a princess but mostly to give everyone an excuse to get irresponsibly fucking annihilated with friends and family. And the wedding of a college buddy? Times that by infinity.

Also Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.