Oh Yeah It's Cool, I Never Wanted To Get An Erection Again Anyway

This right here is what we call a market correction. Get to see the best Ass GIF ever? Football season starting tonight? T-Bone coming up with a post this afternoon with a thousand awesome pictures? Well here’s a preggo Kim Kardashian covered in blood with her gut hanging out to remind you that life isn’t always candy and sunshine. Don’t fly too close to the sun or else you’ll get burned. This is how we stay grounded,  even if grounded means I never will get an erection again in my life and I want to scoop my eyeballs out of my face and throw them down a well and then blow up the well with a stick of dynamite and then have an asteroid hit the earth and kill every last one of us. Like I said, just staying grounded.

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This literally will haunt my dreams. Like I actually will wake up in a cold sweat with this picture seared into my brain tonight.