The key to attracting young people is showing them that you understand them. Ask anyone from that weird guy who just moved into your neighborhood and hangs out at the park to the older gentleman at the bar buying co-eds rounds of Fireball, you need to demonstrate that you’re on the same level of hipness as the kids.
Enter Kim, a Microsoft recruiter. But not normal kind of recruiter you’re imagining, Kim’s a cool recruiter. She uses colored-fonts, like you did that time in second grade before you were told you’re too old to do that, and emojis (old school emojis that you have to actually type, but emojis nonetheless). Kim has a crew and goes to -paloozas. She doesn’t eat, she noms and she does it hella. At the end of the day most people have a drink or two to take the edge off, Kim has draaaaanks. Lots of them while she jams out to the best beats. I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking, “OMFG YASSSSSS KWEEN! How can I work with a cool person, of which I am one, like this?”
Well you’re in luck, bae intern. Head on over to Internapalooza this Monday night and get to networking. You definitely won’t hate this job because at Microsoft, your bosses are just like you!