IMPORTANT: Sixers Rookie Frenchman Timothe Luwawu Has An Outright SMOKE Of A Girlfriend

And here we have Alice Muccio. The freaking French, man. Tony Parker was slinging Eva Longoria and is now with upgraded feline for a wife. They may not know how to win a war but dammit they can lay some pipe. I mean, it helps when you’re an athletically built famous millionaire, but still. If anything I need an explanation of why there’s only a few floating photos out there of this seemingly fun minx. It should be a constitutional requirement someone this good looking should have at least an Instagram account. Sam Hinkie didn’t die for our sins to land Timothe Luwawu and get short changed in any aspect of his life. Get on it, Alice.