The Guy That Dreamt In 2013 That Kevin Durant Would Sign With The Warriors In 2016 Has To Be Psychic, Right?
Listen, I understand that there are like a kajillion tweets that get fired out every day, with even the most trivial thought in a person’s brain making it up on the site. But I have also had deja vu wayyyyy too many times in my life to not take this shit seriously. I would say I average deja vu once every six months. And it’s not something common like “I am in McDonald’s yet again eating a 10 piece with Sweet & Sour Sauce.” It is stuff that I definitely have a memory of even though I have never lived that actual memory. So if I have experienced deja vu that many times, I am obviously going to believe that this kid’s dream was a prophecy.
Exhibit A is obviously the tweet. It’s not like anyone in the world thought KD was going to go to the Warriors three years ago. The Warriors were a kinda fun team that nobody really cared about. Nobody gave a fuck about Draymond Green punching dicks. Any whispers of Klay Thompson for Kevin Love seemed like a heist for the Warriors. Steph Curry was just as much Sonya Curry’s kid as anything else in the public’s eye. And Mark Jackson was still yelling “HAND DOWN MAN DOWN” in practice as a team mutiny was developing around him. So the mere thought of KD going to the Warriors back in 2013 warrants the lol in that tweet. It makes perfect sense why this guy didn’t believe his dream or why all the Kevin Durant Photoshops I saw a few years ago were him in a Lakers, Knicks, or Wizards jersey and none in a Warriors jersey. And again, this guy calls his shot with the year of 2016. Nostradamus type stuff.
Exhibit B is the way this guy looks. Take one quick glance at this guy and tell me there isn’t at least a chance that he is some kind of NBA soothsayer.
We all think that magical people are going to look like Gandalf or dress all in one color like Melissandre. Nope. Think of The Matrix. The Oracle was just some plain jane black woman operating out of some random shitty apartment. This guy is pedestrian as fuck, which is exactly what the basketball gods probably like in their bridge between humans and supernatural.
And then finally Exhibit C is his timeline. The only people that talk about the Zodiac this much are desperate chicks looking for a soulmate.
Final “Is this guy a psychic?” ruling:
Yup, this guy is plugged in with the celestial arts. No other way around it. Just need to Inception some Knicks championship dreams in his brain and we are money.