These 3 Savages Who Robbed And Beat The Hell Out Of A 23-Year-Old In N. Philly Need To Be Found, Drawn, And Quartered

NORTH PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) — Police are looking for 3 teenage suspects caught on camera beating and robbing a man in North Philadelphia. It happened on June 27 at 3 a.m. in the 1600 block of Cecil B. Moore Avenue. Surveillance video shows three teens approaching the 23-year-old victim from behind and knocking him to the ground. They then kick and stomp him repeatedly in the head and torso before going through his pockets. They fled north on 17th Street with the victim’s wallet and cell phone. Police tell Action News the victim suffered a broken jaw and head injuries. Investigators have released the following description of the suspects: Suspect#1: Black male, 16-19 years of age, thin build, short hair, wearing a light blue #21 Tomlinson San Diego Chargers jersey, blue jeans and white sneakers. Suspect #2: Black male, 16-19 years of age, wearing a striped shirt, light-colored shorts and dark colored sneakers. Suspect #3: Black male, 16-19 years of age, medium complexion, thin build, short hair, wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans. Anyone with information about this crime or these suspects is asked to contact Det. Gallagher, Philadelphia Police Central Detective Division, at 215-686-3093/3094.

Unreal. Right outside of our spot Pub Webb, too. Granted, strutting hammered and alone at 3 am isn’t the smartest play in the book. Doing it in North Philly is essentially a death wish. Still though, this type of horrific stuff shouldn’t be going down in this city. Shit, it shouldn’t be going down in this civilization. And these animals deserve every bit of hell that’s bound to be coming their way. I’m talking call up Marcellus Wallace’s boys to get Medieval on their asses. No punishment is too light for dickbag LT and his crew. No go get ‘em.