Marlins Man Threatening To Tell MLB On Zack Hample Is The Biggest Loser Move Of All Time

Kevin blogged about this today and yesterday while I was stuffing my face with wieners but I needed to just chime in on this one aspect. Marlins Man being the world’s biggest loser. I mean I think it’s clear that Zack regrets going to Ft. Bragg. He probably should have stayed home, something he even admitted in an apology letter yesterday AFTER he donated money to the Armed Forces. But Marlins Man getting on his high horse after it was clear the internet was going after Zack is such a tool move.

The only reason you took the high road is because you probably didn’t get a ticket front row behind the plate. You’re telling me that the dude that goes to every sporting event wearing a bright orange traffic cone suit so that people will notice him and retweet his picture all of a sudden decided to make it about the troops? Come on. Your entire life is trying to get on Television and have people talk about you, Marlins Man. Don’t tell me you care about anyone or anything other than accomplishing that goal.
And now this. The dude is threatening Foul Ball Guy and saying he’s going to go to MLB with some weird information, throwing around ultimatums like he’s in the Captains Chair. Fuck out of here dude.

You go to sporting events trying to get get recognized by strangers and people at home. You care about who notices you and how many pictures wind up on twitter and on the newspaper. Your twitter avatar is literally a headline “Marlins Man is World Series Fixture”. You want to make every sporting event about YOU at all costs. So don’t all of a sudden act like you’re some noble knight trying to keep the integrity of the game pure. You’re a hypocrite in the truest sense of the word.