The NY Daily News Capturing My Fat Dumb Face During The PETA Protest Was Amazing

Absolutely perfect. I’ve never been more transparent with my thoughts, just wearing exactly what was going through my mind all over my face

From, “Hey, is this ketchup or something? What’s going on here”

To, “Wait, I don’t think that was ketchup”

“Yeah that definitely wasn’t ketchup”

To my favorite picture. I don’t even know what was going through my head at this moment but the confusion mixed with my fat cheeks stuffed with hot dogs and shirt covered in fake blood, it’s the best picture I’ve ever taken, I should have it be my license photo and picture on my obituary. What an absurd day. What an absurd moment. Stupid PETA protestors or whoever it was. I’ll eat dogs till the day I die and no fake blood will stop that.