Of Course Ben Simmons Had To Be Carried Off The Court During His First Professional Game As A Sixer

Of course. OK. They were cramps. No biggie, right? But the image was outright frightening. I don’t want to say the #1 overall pick being carried off the court in his first game in a Sixers uniform is typical Philly luck, but it’s pretty fucking typical Philly luck. But like I said, it’s no biggie. It could have been a LOT worse. Just IV the fuck out of him with Pickle Juice in the future and make sure it doesn’t happen again.

Other than that, Bennie looked as decent as you can possibly look in a Summertime scrimmage. You can see the raw talent in motion. The shot will get there, but till then this kid is going to be unstoppable on the way to the hoop. Also gotta love the pass first mentality. Exhibit A: Wet.

Call this guy Needles cause all he does is thread.

Then of course we got a little glimpse of the future 1-2 connection. Frenchie looked alright, too.

Cue my wedding song.