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Somebody Drew A Giant Dick And Balls On The Road Of The Tour de France



Dicks are always funny and always will be funny. Especially dicks in places where you don’t expect to see dicks. Like on the road at the Tour de France. That had to be the most exciting part of Tour de France so far. The guy who drew that dick is four sure having the best day ever. “Did you see it on TV? You did?! So worth it!” Also, they’re still doing the Tour de France without Lance Armstrong? And people still watch? That’s weird. There’s gotta be better things to do. Do they still let the guys juice and blood dope? If not, that’s gotta be the most boring sport ever.