Now Dwyane Wade Is Being Linked To The Knicks
Look at Windy trying to throw Knicks fans off on 4th of July weekend by dropping this nugget at 7:19 PM on a Friday. Just ruthless stuff. There are a few reasons I don’t believe this rumor. For one, Dwyane Wade is way too durable for this current Knicks roster. Maybe Phil Jackson is trying to reunite the 2011 Eastern Conference finalists instead of just the 2011 Bulls (except for the most important guy on either team). Yet the thought of Pat Riley losing an important part of his franchise to the city of Milwaukee or James Dolan is kind of ridiculous. But since it’s NBA free agency season, we have to put on our tinfoil hats and start reading the tea leaves.
Yup, Dwyane Wade is DEFINITELY coming to New York. No doubt about it. Women make all the decisions for these star players anyway. Everyone knows that. I don’t know if Governor Cuomo can eliminate state income tax by the end of the weekend, but that will lock up D-Wade at MSG.
Just kidding, I have no idea what’s going to happen. But this is what this rumor looks like in Vine form.