It's a Shame Dae-ho Lee Plays On The West Coast Because He's a Bonafide Superstar

The West Coast giveth, and the West Coast taketh. It’s fantastic if you live out there and want your football done by dinnertime, it’s great if you’re into surfing, and wonderful if you have a great set of hair. It’s bad if you’re a chubby asian baseball player who should be a superstar but instead is going way too ignored by the world. Dae-ho Lee is Asian Sexy. He’s the West Coast’s answer to Bartolo, and he’s fantastic. Just chugging around the bases with his belly full, smile on his face, not a care in the world. He probably gives hilarious Asian press conferences too. Just everything about him is perfect, except the fact he plays in Seattle and the fact MLB stinks at marketing their players. He’s up there with Mike Trout as baseball’s worst marketed player. Why isn’t Dae-ho Lee all over SportsCenter? Why isn’t he in the home run derby? Why isn’t he in the body issue?

I don’t know how Dae-ho Lee isn’t on a Wheaties Box already. A crime. A travesty. A shame.