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Michael Jordan Wearing A Helmet On A Jet Ski Is Disappointing To Say The Least


Come on man. A helmet on a Jet Ski? Who the fuck does that? You look like a little kid learning how to ride a bike out there. Who wears a helmet on a Jet Ski. Jet Ski’s are for going fast, being bad ass, living in the danger zone, feeling the wind against your hair/bald head. Not looking like you’re about to go down to the corner store for a twix bar on your huffy. I’m not mad MJ, I’m just disappointed. There is going to be a lot of talk about you vs Lebron in the next few years, need you to tighten that shit up.


Just kidding, you can wear a million helmets as long as you don’t do this.


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