If This Truly Is Johnny Manziel's Last Party Then I Can't Imagine How Wild Tonight Is Going To Get

(Source) Manziel was also forced to defend himself again a short time later after a girl who is reportedly staying with Manziel and a bunch of his friends in Cabo Snapchatted a photo that contained what appeared to be drugs. Manziel told TMZ Sports that he doesn’t know who the girl is, and he also revealed that he won’t be doing drugs in Mexico and said that he has plans to get “completely sober” in the very near future. He has a date picked out and everything. On July 1—as in, this Friday—Manziel apparently plans on turning his life around so that he can start “training like crazy” in preparation for an NFL comeback.

In case you missed it yesterday afternoon, Johnny announced that come July 1st he was done with drugs and alcohol. #Done. The Friday before a long July 4th weekend when the entire nation parties, that’s when he’s stopping. Going clean and sober just like that. Sort of like every Sunday night when I order 100 dollars worth of Chinese Food because starting Monday I’m eating clean and no one can stop me. So if this is truly the last party, how fucking awesome must it be? For the first time in a year I’m jealous of Football. Just can’t have more fun then the pre-rehab party/pre-diet feast. That’s when you take the restrictor plate off. That’s when you say fuck it, might as well do ALL the blow and drink ALL the beers, because come midnight on Friday all of it is over. Back to living life like a schnook, ketchup and egg noodles, but tonight, tonight will be the best.

And then it’s 4th of July and you can’t not drink on 4th of July so maybe we’ll push this until July 5th right? Johnny basically summed up every regular guys life with this date. It’s my reasoning for the entire year. It’s summer, can’t stop partying and eating like an asshole. Then football season rolls around, gotta go to the bar for that. Then it’s March Madness, then NBA and NHL Playoffs, then hey wait a second, it’s summer again.