Urban Cowboy Causes Huge Traffic Jam Riding His Horse Over NYC Bridge

Huff Po – An 80-year-old urban cowboy was spotted on Monday as he made the grueling journey from New Jersey into New York City. Like so many weary travelers before him, Tod “Doc” Mishler and his trusty steed brushed up with authorities along their path. Police said that Mishler, wearing a white cowboy hat and a vest, caused a traffic jam on the bridge, according to the New York Daily News.  Mishler was riding one horse and leading another one along. Rather than settle their conflicts by old-fashioned duel, police issued a pair of summonses to Mishler, one for trespassing and another for impeding traffic, CBS New York reports. Mishler, of Ulster Park, New York, said that he set out to traverse the Outerbridge Crossing on his way to Staten Island as a way to raise awareness for childhood hunger. “My dream is to ride across the country and let the people know that we have the money to feed every starving child in the world,” Mishler told CBS.

This fuckin guy. Doc Mishler. Holding up the whole goddam world because hes busy playing Back To The Future III. The pair of cowboy balls on this cat. You know they’re extra, extra large because nobody on that bridge was fucking with Doc Mishler. We’ve seen cars straight up MOW DOWN protestors. We’ve see cars go Monster Truck Rally on motorcyclists. We’ve seen just about every type of hit and run in this world. If there’s ever a time and a place for someone to drive right through someone, it would be an asshole like this holding up the entire world on the Outerbridge Crossing. But Doc Mishler? He’s just moseying along. As happy as can be. He and Mr. Ed and Mr. Ed’s buddy just taking their sweet time strolling through the concrete jungle. Because nobody is trying to fuck with a true blue cowboy. Hipsters, sure. Yuppies, dead. Any of the other type of people in this city try to pull this stunt blocking the road with their bicycle or their Vespa or some shit and they are getting absolutely flattened, GTA style.

But Doc Mishler on his stallion? That guy is king of the road. Nobody wants to mess with a dude who’s crazy enough to be a cowboy in the year 2016 in the middle of NYC. So they just all sat their crawling behind him like a bunch of fucking lemmings. Actually incredible. Bunch of city slickers brought to their goddam knees by a man and his horse.