Wake Up With Melvin Upton Jr. Hitting A Leadoff Home Run Then Robbing A Home Run The Next Inning

At the time of me writing this, the Padres are losing this game to the Orioles 11-1 in the seventh inning. Motherfucker hit a home run and took a home run away, and even THAT didn’t prevent a ten-run deficit to the Orioles. Can’t blame James Shields for this one, either. Still a sick catch, though.

By the way, I will never call him “Melvin” Upton Jr. I can’t do it. Doesn’t sound right. It took me several years to get used to calling Mike Stanton “Giancarlo” Stanton. That sounds normal to me now, and “Mike” now sounds weird. But Melvin? Nah. You’re BJ Upton, and you always will be. Sorry. That’s just the way it goes.