Chirping Steve Smith Was Almost The Last Thing This Little Patriots Punk Ever Did

That kid has the camera crew to thank because if they’re not rolling, he’s not breathing. You can see there’s that split second Steve Smith legitimately considers smacking the hell out of that Portnoy clone, but then realized you can’t hit a 5 year old while the cameras are on. But we would all agree if you troll Steve Smith, you kind of have what’s coming to you. It’s a two way street. So while he probably did the right thing and just sent the kid to run into oncoming traffic, nobody would have been shocked or mad or upset if he punted that little shit into orbit. The kid definitely got added to the list along with Greg Hardy, Santa, and Mike Mitchell.