Roid Raging Trump Meathead Speaks Out - He Loves All Colors, But Is Still Pissed About The Movie "White Chicks"
The Tab – ‘I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible’
Footage of a shirtless man shouting “go cook my fucking burrito bitch” to some Mexicans made the rounds yesterday, in what many people saw as the archetypal Trump supporter.
“Get the fuck out of here! Our country motherfucker, made in fucking USA. Trump! I love Trump,” Zack Fisher explains, flexing his biceps, on the film shot by photojournalist Eric Rosenwald.
Now Zack, 30, who was attending Trump’s rally in Phoenix, has spoken out to say the clip that was seen by millions in fact misrepresented him, and that anti-Trump protesters started it all by spitting on him.
Here’s his side of the story.
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You know the saying – gotta hear both sides.
Video may show a ‘roided out meathead telling Mexicans to go cut his burrito after he fucks their whole family with his big cock. That may rub you the wrong way. But at least let the guy explain himself.
What would you like to say to the people who saw that video?
I just want people to know, dude, I love all colors. I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible. Whites, browns, blacks, yellows out there, it doesn’t matter. It’s the color of your heart. You know how many people messaged me to say thank you so much for other people will not do because they’re scared? It sucks that people are scared to stand up for what they believe in, and yet Latinos can do it and it’s fine. And if we do it? We’re racist. White people? The only race you can legally discriminate against. People make movies about us and do we get mad? Like White Chicks? If there was a movie called Black Chicks, it would be a huge race thing. Do you understand? Do you know what movie I’m talking about, right? We couldn’t do that, no way, they’d be like, “this is so racist”. And yet they can make a movie making fun of white people. I just wish people could get over what happened back in the day, to Mexico or Blacks. That was back in the past, people don’t get over it and it sucks. I forgive and forget. A lot of people don’t.
Everybody knows that if you start your sentences off with “I’m not racist I love all colors,” you can say literally anything you want to after that. It’s the same as “no offense.” It’s basically a free pass and it lets people know you’re not being racist because you already clearly said you’re not racist. And at the end of the day I’m glad someone finally said it out loud how offended I’ve been by the movie White Chicks for the past 12 years.
How did it feel waking up this morning and seeing that video?
Waking up to millions of views of me going crazy on the internet… Honestly man, it’s fine. I kind of needed this to get my point across. When you spit on people for attending an American presidential rally, I don’t think that’s right. Going there to fly a Mexican flag – this is America. I don’t understand why they fly it here, I know they’re proud of their heritage. I’m super proud of my heritage, I’m from Germany and from Ireland. All of my parents and grandparents came here legally, the right way, that’s what I was trying to explain. We were walking by and got yelled at, saying “you like that taco, you like that burrito in your mouth?” and we just don’t want to put up with that all the time. You shouldn’t have to put up with that, I don’t get it. They’re bringing the hate to the rally.
Ok I kind of see why he freaked out. Might be a little thin skinned, but honestly, “You like that taco, you like that burrito in your mouth” is some A+ chirping.
What did they say to you?
They started saying to me, “we’re going to take this country over, we’re going to make this Mexico”. I got spit on my face, you can see on those videos, it’s clearly on my face. I don’t know who has AIDS, or who has anything disgusting, but I don’t want that on my face. You don’t do that, that’s very disrespectful. I lost my temper, man. My friend was over there getting harassed, they ripped his sign out of his hand. You saw that lady in California who got egged? If that was my mother, I would have pulled my gun out, and I would have tried to protect her, because nobody was helping her. And in the state where I come from, if you’re cornered and you feel helpless, and you need to defend yourself and you can’t run anywhere, you can start shooting. And I’m not saying people need to start doing that at all, but it’s just crazy how they just punked all the people like that. I didn’t want that to happen here, I didn’t like them saying “go stick my burrito in your mouth”. I’m not going to take that. I’m going to tell them to make my burrito. And yeah, I don’t think that’s right. If I have to yell “go make my tortilla, go make my wall” for getting spit on, I don’t know. You weren’t there.
I work out every single day in the gym. I have done MMA a lot. That’s what helped me keep my cool even more. When you study the art of Muay Thai in Thailand and stuff, you respect a lot more. But I kind of lose my cool whenever people spit on me man, that’s not right.
I thought that AIDS thing was an incredibly dumb thing to say and as I was about to sarcastically make fun of him I realized I better double check.
Good news man, unless you were passionately tongue kissing those Mexican fellas, you’re all clear on the AIDS front. But you study the art of Muay Thai so you’re pretty chill regardless.
Do you have anything else to add?
People believe everything on the internet. People are so gullible. And then you guys put that on there, that’s not cool. People put up where I work, and stuff. Now I do have to carry my gun, with a bullet in the chamber. And that’s fine, I carry a gun with me everywhere and always.
You see this guy at your next protest…probably shouldn’t mention burritos or quesadillas. That’s a pro tip right there. Next one will cost you.