Kneejerk Reaction To Bill Simmons New HBO Show - It Was Horrible

I honestly don’t know what I thought was gonna change with Simmons, but that show was AWFUL. Absolutely awful. Simmons just isn’t a TV guy. He’s just not. He has the charisma of an ant. It was legit cringe worthy. Some of the writing may have been good, some of the lines may have been good, but he’s just so bad and lifeless as a front man. It’s almost like they thought if people kept saying “fuck” they’d forget everything else sucked. It’s literally amazing HBO gave him his own show. Bananaland. I guess we’ll see just how big the cult of Simmons is because if you actually say that was good you are a brainwashed peasant.

And the best part is he paid us a shit ton of money to advertise that garbage! Somebody cue the music!