World's Worst Liar Somehow Continues To Lie About Surviving The Orlando Nightclub Massacre

Talk about your all-time attention seeking sociopath. This guy puts Brian Williams and his Army helicopter under fire fib in a casket. Hey, you gotta give Clint Lampkin a little bit of credit. It’s tough to keep your shit together with your pants literally on fire. I try to stretch the truth a little bit and my face gets beet red. The dude redefines the lying game with not 1, not 2, but 3 checkpoints of “Are you fucking kidding me?” Ohhhhh…I guess we all should believe that you, a nobody, had your Facebook account hacked the night of the attack. Add on all memories from the event being erased by trauma and not knowing his friend’s name who perished and you’ve got yourself one esteemed bullshitter. Someone so George Costanza crazy with lying pride that he’ll most likely take it to the grave. Half surprised Clint didn’t say his dead friend’s name was Snoopy or Prickly Pete. Take it up a notch.

Hook this loser up to a polygraph and expose him to the world. Not just about the Orlando shooting, but a Moe Syzlack type interview where the lie detector rips out his soul for everyone to see.