53 Year Old Alpha Male Jackhammer Jim Harbaugh Impregnates His Wife

FOX – Over the course of this summer, Jim Harbaugh has been, in essence, his own news cycle. Just in the past few months, he has created camps, gotten other coaches riled up, went after the king of college football, and had time for a world tour.

Harbaugh made news for another reason over the weekend, announcing his wife is pregnant. The Michigan coach broke the news in a very Jim Harbaugh way.

For those scoring at home, this will be Harbaugh’s seventh child overall, including fourth with his second wife Sarah.

One of those children is current Michigan tight ends coach Jay Harbaugh, who seems to be happy about the latest edition to the Harbaugh clan.

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Turns out there’s only one thing more intense than Jim Harbaugh.

Jim Harbaugh’s sperm.

Would you expect anything less from Coach’s swimmers though? I mean not to get too crass, we’re talking about the beauty of child birth and Jim’s family here – just saying, if there was any way you though Coach Harbaugh’s 53 year old sperm was just going to lay dormant and uninspired, you know nothing about the Harbaugh make-up. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Potent AF. Just churning out hard working, blue collar, hard hat, lunch pail sperm that never quit, never surrender until they hit their mark.

Congrats to Coach and his wife, glad to know we’ll have another absolute maniac keeping the Harbaugh name alive in the football world 30-60 years from now.

PS,

Savage.