Such a savvy move. Don’t contribute to your team winning the Finals? Well I have a solution for you. Never take your jersey off. Like some people will assume that the whole 7 foot Russian thing means you were on the team but just in case that doesn’t work, keep that jersey on for as long as possible to remind everyone you were in fact on the team.
Only person who did it better was Delly slipping directly into his Hawaiian shirt and canned Coronas. Clubbing never looked so good.