Thanks, Cleveland, Now Philly Has To Look Towards Somewhere Else To Feel Better About Ourselves

By now we know the Cleveland Cavs LeBron James whipped it out and cock slapped everyone in his path to take down the NBA Finals. Good for him. However, Homer Simpson said it best: Sometimes the only way to feel good about yourself is to make someone else look bad, and I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves. No matter how bad things got in Philly sports, at least we could always look to the slums of the midwest and say “Hey, it could be worse. At least we’re not Cleveland.” I am aware we still have ’08 in our back pockets, but that World Series is only becoming more of a distant memory. Now we gotta look towards somewhere else to be comforted. I mean, there’s always Buffalo. Atlanta has had it kind of rough. For whatever reason DC doesn’t get shit on for having decent teams but not even making a Conference Championship in eons. There are other spots to look, but still, it kind of stings to give Cleveland the props it deserves outside of a Major League movie. Oh well, guess there’s no choice but to move on and maybe, just maybe, win more than one championship every 3 goddamn decades.

I know, there’s still the Browns. But even they’re swindling Philly’s draft picks and for once seem on the up and up. Can’t wait till that notorious Factory Of Sadness rolls into the Linc and beats the Eagles on opening day. I can see the writing on the wall already.

Eh, it’s still Cleveland. I’m still happy to be in Philly.