Lil Wayne Saying Sizzurp Didn't Cause His Seizures Is Like Me Saying Food Didn't Make Me Fat

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TMZ- Lil Wayne says his latest round of seizures were not triggered by sizzurp … he says it all emanates from a chronic condition — epilepsy, and the medications he takes to control it. The rapper’s private jet was forced to make 2 emergency landings earlier this week because he hadn’t been taking his meds and had several epileptic attacks on the plane. As for why he wasn’t taking his Rx … Wayne’s rep tells us he went to a pharmacy in Milwaukee where he was performing but they didn’t have the medicine in stock. He thought he could do without it for a few days, but he was wrong. TMZ broke the story … people who were at the club tell us Wayne was drinking “massive amounts” of sizzurp before the seizures started. 




Suuuuuuuuure Weezy. No, we for sure believe you. Chugging gallons upon gallons of codeine didn’t cause those seizures. You just forgot to take your meds. Got it. And those seizures that happened a few years back that almost killed you? Meds again? Those gosh darn meds man. You’d think Lil Wayne would remember to take them. I’ll tell you what, props to Wayne for having the balls to tell this lie. This would be like me saying food didn’t make me fat. Or that my hangovers are caused by not getting enough sleep as opposed to the 15 Bud Lights I drank. No one will believe it but I bet he does and that’s all that matters. Pretty sure this is Addict Behavior 101 from Wayne but in the famous words of Ricky Bobby, “I win the races and I get the money!” Lil Wayne makes the platinum albums and he gets the money. His boys aren’t gonna say shit. If the cash cow wants his sizzurp, the cash cow gets his sizzurp.


PS- Full disclosure: I’m not a doctor. I’m also not a big drug guy. Maybe not taking his meds did cause Lil Wayne’s seizures but it can’t help ingesting a bathtub of cough syrup on top of that.