We Had Ourselves A Mixed Gender 2-On-1 Kerfuffle Outside Of The Intrepid Museum
I have no idea how this fight started, but I am just blindly going to blame the bike rider for doing bike rider shit. Made up his own rules of the road before probably forcing the car to stop short, causing this whole situation to pop off. Because again, bike riders are the rats of NYC commuting. So while I would usually root for the underdog in a 2-on-1 scrap, I had to make an exception for this fight.
Luckily for all involved, the biker didn’t wear your typical cyclist attire. Or else this couple would have been avoiding fists as well as any brain that may have hung out of the side of his shorts. And that chick can play for my team any day. Throwing hands and then throwing her opponent’s shoe into the middle of the Westside Highway is something they just don’t teach people these days. Pure instinct. And then she gets a few last slaps in before telling the cops that it was all the cyclist’s fault. Savvy as fuck. A truer ride or die chick there has never been. But it was kind of bullshit to have not one but two old school garbage cans not get used Cactus Jack style. Chekhov must be turning in his grave. And has anyone ever been more thoroughly ignored than the long-haired guy in the red hat? He basically played the role of Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense during the entire fight.
I am also just happy that somebody got this fight on video. The Far Westside of Manhattan is like Dorne in Game of Thrones. I know there is supposedly good stuff over there, but I rarely see it and really don’t care about it unless I’m actually there.