Drunk Dude Peeing In Between Cars Takes A Swan Dive Into His Own Piss

Look, we’ve all been there before. I think. Well, maybe not taking a nap in your own urine drunk, but at least to the point you don’t care where you go and there’s a chance you may not survive the piss. Gotta hand it to him for keeping conscious. It’s nice to see the people walking by him in broad daylight didn’t even faze him to pinch the salami and find a more private spot. That’s what we call dedication. Not so much when a cop rolls by and all of a sudden you’re forced to inform all your neighbor’s you’re a registered sex offender, but to each their own. That would almost be less degrading than the man purse.

And judging by that contagious laughter, this drunk should be happy he made some foreign dude’s morning. It’s just a shame his 2-inch pecker could be unpixiliated so he couldn’t be mistaken for emptying a bottle of water. Or at the very least blame the dreaded Urimisotysis.