There Are Few Certainties In Life, Death, Taxes, And If You Talk Shit To J'Marcus Webb On Twitter He Will Face Your Face Off

So this happened late last night. J’Marcus Webb at it again on twitter. Letting everyone know he’s having McDonalds Monday because he totally deserves it after being demoted to 2nd team, having his pay cut, and being absolutely atrocious in the preseason.


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So the natural reaction to a guy who has been a complete disaster after being given infinity chances to prove himself is probably going to be negative right? Right. But does it really matter when J-Webb may be the best comeback artist in the game? Like if this whole football thing doesn’t work out J’Marcus should probably consider being a professional roaster because every single person who stepped into his wheelhouse last night got faced. Talking destruction city, population J-Webb h8ers.


Yankees9076, you’re twitter handle sucks and your face!

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Uncle Buck you take pictures with dudes and your face!

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Wegs, don’t hide behind Ditka’s face, your face!

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Eric?!?! You’re giving the company to Eric?!? Your face!

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Jason, hashtagging is for women and gay people, your face!



Eric, again? Your face!

your face


Wow that felt good. J-Webb coming in strong with facials. Never thought J’Marcus would be so quick and witty like this. Maybe he will make the team after all.



Loved this one.  We’re facing people not being bigots Uncle Buck. Get with the program


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