Yo, FUCK This Guy Bragging About His Fake "Seahawks Super Bowl 50 Champs" Tattoo That Went Viral

I don’t care if this happened in January. I just saw this now and I am BOILING. Hey asshole Seahawks fan who is obviously wearing a Yankee hat (congrats on the Warriors and Penguins doing well, too), you think this is a Goddamn game? This isn’t Nam, it’s bets for tattoos. There are rules. And if you’re going to go viral and get bullied online for getting permanent mark then you gotta live with it the rest of your life. You made your bed, now fucking sleep in it. The only way this would be justifiable is if that was real ink and he did in fact remove it with a blade, Maximus Decimus Meridius style in Gladiator. But nope. This guy is a certified pussy…and yet he still gets the viral attention. Meanwhile I can’t even get on the motherfucking Rundown when I get an actual, unknowingly larger than life Princess Peach holding the company logo tattoo on my buttcheek. So good for him, I guess. Me and my princess will continue to keep our head down and take our lunch pail to work everyday hoping for the best.

Of course this loser is from Seattle, too. Judging by my recent history with folks from the area, I hereby declare the first assumption I have about anyone from the Pacific Northwest is they are remedial douchecanoes. You can thank the fake tattoo assface and this greatest hardo on Earth for shaping my mind.